the person you text when you are drunk is the only one you’re thinking of when your brain doesn’t work
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
I didn’t really want to see the movie for The Fault in Our Stars just because I knew 1) it would be nothing like the book and 2) I was going to cry my eyes out in the movie theatre which is really embarrassing. But my little sister read the book and begged me with her life to take her to see it, so I did.
Annnnnd, for how movies based off books generally are, this one was pretty good. And in case people were wondering, I did cry.
remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her
and it was like
yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on
he would have seen
who Ryan was actually interested in
THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES